Scale:
90-100 : oh my holy god
80-89 : excellent, orgasmic cinema
70-79 : great stuff
60-69 : recommended
50-59 : barely recommended
40-49 : has merit
30-39 : not recommended
20-29 : freaking unpleasant
10-19 : ugh
0-9 : burn film burn
{all sequencing below in preferential order}
- MUTUAL APPRECIATION (95) [3; no change]
- WOMAN ON THE BEACH (86) [2; no change]
- THE FREE WILL (84)
- BUBBLE (82) [2; up from 66 on second]
- A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS (79) [2; no change]
- BRICK (78) [3; up from 70 on second, down from 80 on third]
- THE CHILD (76)
- THE FORSAKEN LAND (75) [2; up from 55 on second]
- THREE TIMES (74)
- THE DEATH OF MR. LAZARESCU (73) [2; up from 58 on second]
- FALLING (73)
- IDIOCRACY (72)
- HALF NELSON (72) [2; no change]
- PRIVATE PROPERTY (71)
- FRESH AIR (71)
- MANDERLAY (71)
- LONGING (70)
- LE PETIT LIEUTENANT (70)
- 7 YEARS (70)
- I AM A SEX ADDICT (69)
- LOLA (69)
- INVISIBLE WAVES (69)
- THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP (68) [2; no change]
- LADY IN THE WATER (68) [2; down from 71 on second]
- SHERRYBABY (68)
- WOMAN IS THE FUTURE OF MAN (68) [3; up from 56 on first viewing, 63 on second]
- LOL (67)
- HAMACA PARAGUAYA (67)
- STEPHANIE DALEY (67)
- HONOR DE CAVALLERIA (67)
- A SCANNER DARKLY (67)
- FINAL DESTINATION 3 (67)
- QUINCEANERA (66)
- THE HEART IS DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS (66) [2; no change]
- LIGHTS IN THE DUSK (66)
- THE BREAK-UP (66)
- JACKASS NUMBER TWO (66)
- TO GET TO HEAVEN FIRST YOU HAVE TO DIE (65)
- CINEMA, ASPIRINS AND VULTURES (65)
- STEEL CITY (65)
- ELECTION 2 (65)
- NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD (65)
- IN BETWEEN DAYS (64) [2; up from 60 on second]
- FICTION (64)
- BATTLE IN HEAVEN (64)
- THE GOOD GERMAN (64)
- A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION (64)
- CLEAN (64)
- MIAMI VICE (63)
- THIN (63)
- CHILDREN OF MEN (63)
- OLD JOY (63) [2; no change]
- FAMILY TIES (63)
- THE BRIDESMAID (63)
- FREE ZONE (63)
- THE PAPER WILL BE BLUE (62)
- FLANNEL PAJAMAS (62)
- SNAKES ON A PLANE (62) [2; up from 56 on second]
- HELL (62)
- ATL (62)
- VOLVER (62)
- JUSTICE (61)
- HEADING SOUTH (61)
- INSIDE MAN (61) [2; no change]
- KINSHASA PALACE (61)
- THE PETER PAN FORMULA (61)
- PINE FLAT (60)
- DEJA VU (60)
- INTERKOSMOS (60)
- FRIENDS WITH MONEY (60)
- A PERFECT DAY (60)
- OFF THE BLACK (59)
- THE UNTOUCHABLE (59)
- FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS (59)
- IT'S ONLY TALK (59)
- THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON (59)
- 49UP (58)
- THE WAR TAPES (58)
- BLISS (58)
- DUCK SEASON (58)
- THE CUSTODIAN (57)
- SLEEPING DOGS LIE (57)
- WASSUP ROCKERS (57)
- THE QUEEN (57)
- BLACK BOOK (56)
- MAN PUSH CART (56)
- THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED (56)
- LOVE ON SUNDAY (55)
- FATELESS (55)
- COLOSSAL YOUTH (55)
- JEWBOY (55)
- DESTRICTED (55)
- HAPPY FEET (54)
- THE HAWK IS DYING (54)
- LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (54)
- STILL LIFE (53)
- FRATRICIDE (53)
- LADY VENGEANCE (53)
- THE BLACK DAHLIA (53)
- THE PROMISE (53)
- RAIN DOGS (52)
- DAVE CHAPPELLE'S BLOCK PARTY (52)
- TAXIDERMIA (52)
- LOOK BOTH WAYS (52)
- ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (51)
- BUILDING A BROKEN MOUSETRAP (51)
- SHORTBUS (51)
- ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN (51)
- OUR DAILY BREAD (50)
- TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY (50)
- THE ISTER (50)
- THESE GIRLS (50)
- COCAINE ANGEL (50)
- EXILED (49)
- LOFT (49)
- 16 BLOCKS (49)
- CLICK (49)
- PUCCINI FOR BEGINNERS (48)
- CLERKS II (48)
- HANA (48)
- LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA (48)
- GABRIELLE (48)
- DOWN IN THE VALLEY (48)
- DIGITAL SHORT FILMS BY THREE FILMMAKERS (47)
- NIGHT WATCH (47)
- THE PAINTED VEIL (47)
- BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN (47)
- THE DESCENT (47)
- DELIVER US FROM EVIL (47)
- FACTOTUM (47)
- UNKNOWN WHITE MALE (47)
- TAKING FATHER HOME (46)
- THE FOUNTAIN (46)
- LONESOME JIM (46)
- SCARY MOVIE 4 (46)
- OUR BRAND IS CRISIS (46)
- THE GRACE LEE PROJECT (45)
- THE PUFFY CHAIR (45)
- SUPERMAN RETURNS (45)
- THE NIGHT LISTENER (45)
- STRANGERS WITH CANDY (44)
- THE DEPARTED (44)
- SUMMER PALACE (44)
- COME EARLY MORNING (44)
- THE HOLE STORY (44)
- THE DOG POUND (43)
- LET'S GO TO PRISON (43)
- NACHO LIBRE (43)
- THANK YOU FOR SMOKING (43)
- THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE (43)
- AUGUST DAYS (42)
- THE PROPOSITION (42)
- CLIMATES (42)
- FAILURE TO LAUNCH (42)
- DONG (41)
- PRINCESAS (41)
- SO MUCH SO FAST (40)
- THE ILLUSIONIST (40)
- RESCUE DAWN (40)
- MARIE ANTOINETTE (39)
- FANTASMA (39)
- RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR (38)
- THE BET COLLECTOR (37)
- WORKINGMAN'S DEATH (37)
- ELSEWHERE (37)
- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE (36)
- THE WILD BLUE YONDER (35)
- WRISTCUTTERS (35)
- SOMETHING NEW (34)
- SCOOP (33)
- LITTLE CHILDREN (32)
- ROCKAWAY (30)
- WHO NEEDS SLEEP? (30)
- FORGIVEN (29)
- THE DA VINCI CODE (28)
- PAN'S LABYRINTH (27)
- DON'T COME KNOCKING (27)
- SLITHER (26)
- DAYS OF GLORY (25)
- HOSTEL (24)
- PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (21)
- UNITED 93 (20)
- BE WITH ME (18)
- CARS (18)
- STICK IT (17)
- SOMEBODIES (15)
- X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (12)
(W/O)
- DAY BREAK [1:00]
- THE FOOT FIST WAY [1:00]
- FOUR MINUTES [0:45]
- GOD GREW TIRED OF US [0:25]
- KISS ME NOT ON THE EYES [1:30]
- METRO [0:55]
- ONLY GOD KNOWS [0:50]
- 13 (TZAMETI) [0:45]
- WHITE PALMS [0:30]
- THE YACOUBIAN BUILDING [0:55]